No long posts today, my birthday, the last one in my forties.  Sigh.  Caught this on Boortz, though I am not sure he titled it correctly. 
illustrates the law of unintended consequences

The Heartland wife also left me a hilarious card on the breakfast table this A.M. 

Picture 2 old codgers, one says "Viagra, you old dog, you know that'll kill someone with a heart condition!"  the other guy answers " if she dies, she dies". 

She's beginning to appreciate my twisted sense of humor.

That reminds me of another one.
Q: You know why women fake orgasms?
A: They think we care.

So bad, and on so many levels.